Tuesday, February 17, 2004
From the onion:
Household Death Toll Climbs To One
NEW HAVEN, CT—Police announced Monday that the accidental death of 68-year-old Joseph Lang increased the death toll at 320 E. Oak St. to a staggering one. "We retrieved Mr. Lang's body from his bathtub, where it appears he slipped and hit his head," police officer Chris Ramsey said. "Although we don't expect to find any additional victims, we're continuing our 48-hour search of the two-story home, just in case." Lang is survived by his wife Helen, who still resides in the deathtrap.
Funny thing is, Oak Street used to be a real street in New Haven, till Richard Lee and Yale had it bulldozed so they could build a freeway to nowhere.
also, just for kicks, here's abbey:
Smash Yale-[ comments.]
Household Death Toll Climbs To One
NEW HAVEN, CT—Police announced Monday that the accidental death of 68-year-old Joseph Lang increased the death toll at 320 E. Oak St. to a staggering one. "We retrieved Mr. Lang's body from his bathtub, where it appears he slipped and hit his head," police officer Chris Ramsey said. "Although we don't expect to find any additional victims, we're continuing our 48-hour search of the two-story home, just in case." Lang is survived by his wife Helen, who still resides in the deathtrap.
Funny thing is, Oak Street used to be a real street in New Haven, till Richard Lee and Yale had it bulldozed so they could build a freeway to nowhere.
also, just for kicks, here's abbey:
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